One a scale of one to ten, one being ‘I absolutely love it’ and ten being ‘I’m so totally jealous of you, Jennifer and wish I could possibly be as super cool and trendy as you are,’ how fabulous is my new scarf?
I doubt I’ll actually wear it like this, as an obnoxious bow that is, but maybe.
Congratulations, you just wasted forty-two seconds of your life reading my useless, materialistic post about my super cute new scarf. I’m pretty excited about it. Good day, to you. A not useless post in the near future, aka this evening.